Christopher DaviT: Semi Drunk Voice Message

Here's the background:
Chris is a tennis pro and he got me this seriously DOPE racket for my birthday, when I was in Seattle. 
So now I'm back in SF and realize the grip size was LARGE. I have really small hands; so I left him a message on Facebook asking what I should do...

This is his response: Mind you this was left at 2:54am last night (Sat)

For the record the shaft is too big for my hand...

The lesson here if you're gonna leave me a voicemail that happens to be slightly entertaining, I'm most likely going to post it on my blog. :) Happy Memorial Day! 

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YOU Know How I Know You're GAY?

Need I say more? 

Oh how I love thee Christopher DaviT!!

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Champagne Taste on a Malt Liquor Budget: My Outfits for $50 or Less...

 Ladies we all know we dress up to impress each other.. or the Gays. Let's just say I've cultivated a way to look like a million bucks without spending over $50. 

Broadway Boutique

It's true what they say; accessories make the outfit. You don't have to spend tons of $$$ on clothes to look amazing. Invest your money in handbags, shoes, accessories and beauty (hair, skincare and makeup).

Be a savvy shopper:
Check out places like:


Crossroads Trading Center: Great for trading in your old stuff for new; especially if you've significant amount of weight. Designer jeans are pricey! I went from a size 28/29 to a 25/26. (Currently a 26/27; I gained weight...that's another topic)


Nordstrom Rack: Take the time to dig; avoid weekends, it's gets to be a cluster f.

Ebay: Find something you really like and tried it (clothes, sunglasses, and perfume) on already? Check to see if someone is selling the same item on Ebay. I avoid the bidding process and just buy now.

Vintage Boutiques/Expos: Love Love Love these stores/events. My favorites are located in Seattle: Pretty Parlor, Broadway Boutique, and Trendy Wendy. You can find the most amazing outfits for a bargain. The best of all; everything is unique! Vintage sizes are different than today's sizing- find a good alterations place and they can adjust the item to your needs. 

Here are some outfits that SERIOUSLY cost under $50.  

*The shoes, handbag, extensions, makeup, and accessories are not included*

Broadway Boutiqe

Broadway Boutique

Nicole Miller (Nordstrom Rack)

Free People (CRTC)

Broadway Boutique

Diane von Furstenberg (CRTC)

Arden B (CRTC)

Forever 21

Trendy Wendy

H&M

Milly (CRTC)

Broadway Boutique

Pretty Parlor

Forever 21

Target $19.99

Target $19.99

Milly (CRTC)

Forever21

Vintage Top & Pencil Skirt (Forever 21)

Vintage Cape (CRTC)

Broadway Boutique

Broadway Boutique and H&M

Forever 21

Broadway Boutique or Trendy Wendy (can't remember)

Peace of Us (CRTC)

Broadway Boutique Dress with Nordstrom Rack Bra

Vintage Jacket (CRTC) Skirt (H&M)

Romeo Juliet Couture (CRTC)

Broadway Boutique

 Fabric from an Indian Store that I made into my own creation

Forever 21 & Nordstrom Rack

There are enough images for you to get the picture! If you have questions please feel free to comment below! 

Happy Shopping!  

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How Hot are my New Eye Candy Circle Lenses!!??!!

Circle Lenses were invented in Korea...go figure.

*photos courtesy of eyecandylenses.com*

Did you know Seoul has the most plastic surgeons per capita than any city in the WORLD? You actually have to submit a photo of yourself with your resume just to get a job. Yeah.. really..I'll get into plastic surgery in Korea in another post. 

Basically Circle contacts are larger, soft contact lenses made to go beyond the iris and manipulate the ratio between the iris (color) and the eye (white); you get the appearance of a larger iris The lenses create an illusion of large, doll-like eyes.

Japanese Pop Teen Model Kumicky wearing Barbie King Candy Brown

*photos courtesy of eyecandylenses.com*

I used to have the lenses with the black ring around them... looked pretty scary; as in my entire iris looked like a huge black pupil--- try explaining that to a cop when he pulls you over.. 

*photos courtesy of eyecandylenses.com*

(In my girliest high pitched voice) Um Occiferr I can totally explain why my pupils look like I've been doing drugs. It's this huge trend Korea and well they're contact lenses made to make you look like super cute..you know like a doll. he he ;) Can you only imagine. 

I purchased the Bambi Princess Mimi in Chocolate Brown

They had my prescription strength -3.50

Price: $27.00 for the pair

Duration: 1 Year

I'm a sucker for cute packaging! 

They include a complimentary contact lens case too

I'm wearing the contacts with minimal makeup and no false lashes

DAMN this picture is close up.. but at least you can see how much of a difference the lenses and lashes made. 

I'm also seeing a dermatologist for my FRACKNE... gross. I know. I'll be posting my progress in a photo timeline so you can see the eventual transformation! 

From the side

My BAD for the cheesy fake smile, photobooth took forever..

Hee haww that's my review! 

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Cazwell - Ice Cream Truck ft. Cazwell

I <3 Caz and his hottie dancers... drop that booty! 

Cazwell also known as Luke Caswell is a rapper and songwriter of the Homo nature. He's hot... His dancers are hot... I like their booty's heheheheheheeh....
For more info on Cazwell check out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cazwell
http://www.facebook.com/CAZWELLmusic
www.peacebisquit.com/artists/cazwell

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The Craziest Things I've Done for Beauty (with Photos)

 Beauty is pain and I have a very high threshold. I've done some really crazy things in the name of Beauty over the years as I'm sure a lot of you have. I'm not talking your run of the mill maintenance type stuff-

I'd love to hear about your experiences! 

Disclaimer: Do not try this on yourself and anyone else. Please.

1. Sharpie- As an eyeliner... I think it was college around '97 when crazy thick, scary eyeliner was in. I ran out of my liquid and picked up the next best thing... a black sharpie. Bad idea....very bad. 

I know it was 1997 but what awful hair and makeup! 

 I'm on the far right...Gross!!!

2. Hairsprayed my face to keep my makeup in tact. Okay this I have a good excuse for... I was on a press tour with Blayne Walsh (Project Runway Season 5) in Hawaii. We had a long day of rehearsals for the fashion show and had to get ready to host an event that evening. He had a interview with the Morning Show on Hawaii News Now (I'll post the video once I get it) with a call time at 4:30am. I'm in no way a model or wanted to be especially at 4 in the am. We couldn't get a model in time so as his manager I had to step in. We got back from the event at 3am and had an hour or so to catch some zzzz's... I had no time to get ready again so I hairsprayed my entire face and slept with my head off the bed, not to ruin my hair for an hour. Needless to say my skin was not happy but I thought it was a good idea at the moment... Did it work? It actually did... but I don't recommend it. Try some other makeup savers out there like Skindinivia. 

3. Went tanning and got my eyebrows waxed when I was taking ACCUTANE.  Please don't do this..EVER. I hate being pale.. it makes me look fat and gross. I faked and baked like crazy when I was taking Accutane; a very strong medication for Acne. Accutane increases sunlight sensitivity and can cause sever burns to your skin. Your skin is also very fragile and will not hold up to any type of waxing. I ended up looking like a Asian Lobster with a chunk of skin missing from my eyebrow. 

4. Tried to bleach my bangs platinum. I have naturally dark brown hair and it's is NOT meant to be bleached platinum. I wanted a white streak and wanted it NOW; why? I have no idea. I burned off an entire CHUNK of my bangs. It took me over 6 months for the hair to grow back. I was devastated...the growing out part was the worst. I had this nub of fried hair growing out the front of my head. I think I have a picture.....Here's a picture of my blonde shrub..yes that's an eyebrow ring. 

The year was 1998...OMG I'M WEARING SOCKS WITH SANDALS!? I SHOULD BE BURNED ALIVE! I worked at a tanning salon so you can only imagine how much I exposed myself to UV rays. The gentleman in the photo was "straight" but he eventually came out of the closet after frequenting several male strip clubs. 

5. I ran out of eyelash glue and considered using superglue... but I didn't... hehehehe.... ;)

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My Chihuahua Yves (YSL) aka Evie E does the "Fist Pump"

Evie E does the "First Pump" with Christopher Davit

 

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