Christopher DaviT: Semi Drunk Voice Message

Here's the background:
Chris is a tennis pro and he got me this seriously DOPE racket for my birthday, when I was in Seattle. 
So now I'm back in SF and realize the grip size was LARGE. I have really small hands; so I left him a message on Facebook asking what I should do...

This is his response: Mind you this was left at 2:54am last night (Sat)

For the record the shaft is too big for my hand...

The lesson here if you're gonna leave me a voicemail that happens to be slightly entertaining, I'm most likely going to post it on my blog. :) Happy Memorial Day! 

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YOU Know How I Know You're GAY?

Need I say more? 

Oh how I love thee Christopher DaviT!!

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Champagne Taste on a Malt Liquor Budget: My Outfits for $50 or Less...

 Ladies we all know we dress up to impress each other.. or the Gays. Let's just say I've cultivated a way to look like a million bucks without spending over $50. 

Broadway Boutique

It's true what they say; accessories make the outfit. You don't have to spend tons of $$$ on clothes to look amazing. Invest your money in handbags, shoes, accessories and beauty (hair, skincare and makeup).

Be a savvy shopper:
Check out places like:


Crossroads Trading Center: Great for trading in your old stuff for new; especially if you've significant amount of weight. Designer jeans are pricey! I went from a size 28/29 to a 25/26. (Currently a 26/27; I gained weight...that's another topic)


Nordstrom Rack: Take the time to dig; avoid weekends, it's gets to be a cluster f.

Ebay: Find something you really like and tried it (clothes, sunglasses, and perfume) on already? Check to see if someone is selling the same item on Ebay. I avoid the bidding process and just buy now.

Vintage Boutiques/Expos: Love Love Love these stores/events. My favorites are located in Seattle: Pretty Parlor, Broadway Boutique, and Trendy Wendy. You can find the most amazing outfits for a bargain. The best of all; everything is unique! Vintage sizes are different than today's sizing- find a good alterations place and they can adjust the item to your needs. 

Here are some outfits that SERIOUSLY cost under $50.  

*The shoes, handbag, extensions, makeup, and accessories are not included*

Broadway Boutiqe

Broadway Boutique

Nicole Miller (Nordstrom Rack)

Free People (CRTC)

Broadway Boutique

Diane von Furstenberg (CRTC)

Arden B (CRTC)

Forever 21

Trendy Wendy

H&M

Milly (CRTC)

Broadway Boutique

Pretty Parlor

Forever 21

Target $19.99

Target $19.99

Milly (CRTC)

Forever21

Vintage Top & Pencil Skirt (Forever 21)

Vintage Cape (CRTC)

Broadway Boutique

Broadway Boutique and H&M

Forever 21

Broadway Boutique or Trendy Wendy (can't remember)

Peace of Us (CRTC)

Broadway Boutique Dress with Nordstrom Rack Bra

Vintage Jacket (CRTC) Skirt (H&M)

Romeo Juliet Couture (CRTC)

Broadway Boutique

 Fabric from an Indian Store that I made into my own creation

Forever 21 & Nordstrom Rack

There are enough images for you to get the picture! If you have questions please feel free to comment below! 

Happy Shopping!  

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How Hot are my New Eye Candy Circle Lenses!!??!!

Circle Lenses were invented in Korea...go figure.

*photos courtesy of eyecandylenses.com*

Did you know Seoul has the most plastic surgeons per capita than any city in the WORLD? You actually have to submit a photo of yourself with your resume just to get a job. Yeah.. really..I'll get into plastic surgery in Korea in another post. 

Basically Circle contacts are larger, soft contact lenses made to go beyond the iris and manipulate the ratio between the iris (color) and the eye (white); you get the appearance of a larger iris The lenses create an illusion of large, doll-like eyes.

Japanese Pop Teen Model Kumicky wearing Barbie King Candy Brown

*photos courtesy of eyecandylenses.com*

I used to have the lenses with the black ring around them... looked pretty scary; as in my entire iris looked like a huge black pupil--- try explaining that to a cop when he pulls you over.. 

*photos courtesy of eyecandylenses.com*

(In my girliest high pitched voice) Um Occiferr I can totally explain why my pupils look like I've been doing drugs. It's this huge trend Korea and well they're contact lenses made to make you look like super cute..you know like a doll. he he ;) Can you only imagine. 

I purchased the Bambi Princess Mimi in Chocolate Brown

They had my prescription strength -3.50

Price: $27.00 for the pair

Duration: 1 Year

I'm a sucker for cute packaging! 

They include a complimentary contact lens case too

I'm wearing the contacts with minimal makeup and no false lashes

DAMN this picture is close up.. but at least you can see how much of a difference the lenses and lashes made. 

I'm also seeing a dermatologist for my FRACKNE... gross. I know. I'll be posting my progress in a photo timeline so you can see the eventual transformation! 

From the side

My BAD for the cheesy fake smile, photobooth took forever..

Hee haww that's my review! 

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